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They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

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It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

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Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

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Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

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Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

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The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

Making waves on Threads:

Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Going viral on Messenger:

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

Making waves on Twitch:

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

Reported on YouTube:

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Trending via Slack:

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Just landed via Instagram:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

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Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

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Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

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What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

Just shared via Discord:

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

Freshly posted on X:

I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Live now on Snapchat:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Shared recently on Facebook:

My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

Spotted on YouTube:

It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

Going viral on YouTube:

Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

Seen just now on X:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

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