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Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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17,387

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Making waves on Pinterest:

A collective orgasm would fix the world.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

Just landed via Reddit:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Shared recently on Slack:

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

Spotted on Messenger:

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

Spotted on Discord:

Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

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19 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

24 shares on TikTok this month:

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

66 shares on YouTube this month:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

59 shares on Slack this month:

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

54 shares on Slack this month:

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

95 shares on Discord this month:

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

33 shares on Instagram this month:

Starting a new life today, bye.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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14 folks are currently checking 👀

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

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I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

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“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

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A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

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I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

I tried explaining crypto to my nine-year-old, and she said, “It sounds like someone is trying to sell you their imaginary friend.”

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Trending via Slack:

The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

Spotted on X:

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

Spotted on Instagram:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

Shared recently on Reddit:

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

Shared recently on Twitch:

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

Trending via Threads:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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