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Finding clothes while thrifting: when you either look like a gladiator or a toddler playing dress-up! 🛍️🤣👗

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Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

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Alexa, turn off the planet.

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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

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I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

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If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

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I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

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I think nervous flatulence would be helpful if you were ever kidnapped.

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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

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