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“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

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As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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I don’t argue anymore. I just agree and let the plot unfold.

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It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

Breaking via Instagram:

I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

Just landed via WeChat:

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

Spotted on WeChat:

Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

Live now on YouTube:

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

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I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

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The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

100 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

83 shares on X this month:

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

24 shares on Threads this month:

Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

89 shares on Threads this month:

My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

84 shares on TikTok this month:

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

44 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

42 shares on Discord this month:

Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

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Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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Freshly posted on X:

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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The goal is to make your therapist cry.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Making waves on TikTok:

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

Trending via WeChat:

I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything.

Going viral on Facebook:

The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

Making waves on Threads:

You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

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