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Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

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I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

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“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

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The world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around.

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Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

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I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

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Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

Freshly posted on Slack:

There’s nothing I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

Making waves on X:

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

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I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

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I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

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I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

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My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Just landed via Pinterest:

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Trending via Reddit:

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

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Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

Just landed via Facebook:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

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