ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again. Commentary:"When your blender joins the witness protection program after those intense 2 weeks 😂🥤🔍"
A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. Commentary:"Having a two-year-old is like trying to contain a caffeinated tornado with endless energy and zero chill 😅🌪️ No lid, no limits, just pure chaos and mess!"