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Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

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Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

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Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

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She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

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Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

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Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

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Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

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“You’re a flirt!” God forbid a girl has good communication skills.

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If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

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Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

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We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

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I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

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Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

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So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

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Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

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Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

“God has a plan for you.” OK, is God open to a little feedback?

Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

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When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

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I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

11 out of 10 women are always right.

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