Funny bomb quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

  Commentary:
  "Temple maintenance plan: Controlled demolition daily! 🙃💣 #LivingOnTheEdge"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

  Commentary:
  Well, watch out folks, we have a dynamite over here! 💥🌸 Remember, handle with care or you might end up feeling the explosion! 🧨 #HandleWithCaution

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

  Commentary:
  "Being a bomb technician must be a blast – or should I say, the bomb! 💣 On the bright side, every day is guaranteed to be explosive, but on the flip side, every day is guaranteed to be explosive… 🤯 Safety first, folks! 💥"

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