Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

799 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,961

Funny Quotes Topics

13,930

Funny Quotes Images

10,961

18 minutes ago

3,419

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My phone screen is brighter than my future.

Going viral on TikTok:

Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

Breaking via Telegram:

Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

Seen just now on X:

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

Breaking via Instagram:

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

Broadcasted on X:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

Trending via Facebook:

Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

Home » Funny Bonus Features Quotes

Funny bonus features quotes

New funny bonus features quotes 👇

6 months ago
Share →: I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.

Commentary:
When I say "long story short," what I really mean is "grab some popcorn, get cozy, and let me unleash the extended director's cut version of this tale." 🎬✨ Who needs bonus features when you've got my storytelling skills on full display?😄

For even more funny bonus features quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny bonus features quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

799 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,961

Funny Quotes Topics

13,930

Funny Quotes Images

10,961

18 minutes ago

3,436

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

Making waves on Facebook:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

Live now on WeChat:

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

Trending via Pinterest:

The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

Going viral on YouTube:

After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

Spotted on TikTok:

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Making waves on Instagram:

I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

Seen just now on X:

Life is weird and then you die.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All fights retarded. 🤪

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴