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I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

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Shopping is the only exercise I need.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

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I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

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My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

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I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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All my small talk is done with a car horn.

Just shared via Instagram:

Please leave me alone. I’m just a 3,000-year-old time-traveling alien who is trying to return to his home planet.

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You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Making waves on Slack:

I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Seen just now on WeChat:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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Unsolicited sandwich pics.

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Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

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Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

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People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

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80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

Making waves on TikTok:

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

Making waves on Telegram:

Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

Going viral on Twitch:

Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

Trending via Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

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Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in new orc city?

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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