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Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Pinterest:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

Going viral on TikTok:

The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I hate when you leave your phone on the side, and it brings up that red evil clock.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

Spotted on Facebook:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

Trending via Reddit:

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

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61 shares on Instagram this month:

I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

89 shares on YouTube this month:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

74 shares on Reddit this month:

You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

94 shares on X this month:

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

42 shares on X this month:

Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

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Hot Jokes 💥

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

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As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

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My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

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Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Telegram:

There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.

Spotted on Messenger:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

Just landed via Instagram:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Just landed via WeChat:

A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

Just landed via Threads:

“American Pope” sounds like the name of an Amazon prime original series you ignore.

Making waves on Facebook:

No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

Breaking via Slack:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

Going viral on Facebook:

Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

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