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Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Trending via Discord:

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

Making waves on Reddit:

But are we sure that stomachs are meant to be flat?

Broadcasted on Slack:

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

Seen just now on Twitch:

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

Just shared via Telegram:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Seen just now on Threads:

I have a very particular set of useless skills.

Just landed via YouTube:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

Going viral on Messenger:

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Hey! Remember in the first grade when we were all just chilling and then some kid would throw up out of nowhere?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

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Trending via Telegram:

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

Spotted on Pinterest:

You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

Spreading quickly via X:

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

Just landed via YouTube:

One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

Just landed via TikTok:

I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

Shared recently on Slack:

No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

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