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Sunday is proof that time travel exists, because it was just Friday.

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How to write complaints: “Dear customer service, first of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.”

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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

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I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

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Unfollowers, take me with you!

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The first time I saw a kiwi I thought it’s a potato with fur.

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I have a very particular set of useless skills.

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

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I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Just landed via Instagram:

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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Men make it so easy to hate them.

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I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

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I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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Trending via Slack:

All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Live now on Threads:

I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

Spotted on WeChat:

Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

Trending via YouTube:

Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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