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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

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If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.

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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

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Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

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Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

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I would love to have children one day. Two days maximum.

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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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Gonna get my eye looked at today. Usually it’s the other way around.

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No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

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You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

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I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

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I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

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So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

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I should’ve been an air conditioner because all I do is vent.

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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

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I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

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