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Is losing your mind a hobby?

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If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

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My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

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My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

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You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

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I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

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You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

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I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

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I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

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I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

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Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

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I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

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Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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People who scream sneeze need their own island.

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

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When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

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You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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AI could never steal company time the way I do.

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The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

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Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

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I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

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You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

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I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.

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D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

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Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

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When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

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People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

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What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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