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Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

Going viral on Facebook:

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

Seen just now on Telegram:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Trending via Twitch:

Body: time to fall asleep. Brain: hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

Making waves on Threads:

I must retire to my chambers about this.

Just shared via WeChat:

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

Just shared via Discord:

There are two wolves inside me, but please no one tell my landlord.

Going bananas on Telegram:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

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75 shares on Discord this month:

“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

65 shares on TikTok this month:

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

53 shares on Slack this month:

Microwaves have zero chill. We get it, time is up. Calm down.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

85 shares on Discord this month:

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

85 shares on Threads this month:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

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5 folks are currently checking 👀

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

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Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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Waiting in the grocery store parking lot for the rotisserie chickens to be ready. The thrill of the hunt.

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When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Women are so hot, I wish they were good people.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Pinterest:

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

Trending via Twitch:

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

Shared recently on Slack:

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

Just shared via Snapchat:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Going viral on Facebook:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Shared recently on Discord:

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

Just landed via Threads:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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