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Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Going bananas on WeChat:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I have so much to offer. It’s all bad, but still.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

Live now on Telegram:

I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

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69 shares on WeChat this month:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

54 shares on Discord this month:

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

60 shares on TikTok this month:

That awkward moment between birth and death.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

82 shares on Pinterest this month:

No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

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If you’re late for work, don’t forget to look mad when you walk in.

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If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

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Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you…

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via X:

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

Just shared via Facebook:

Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

If you live in the same hemisphere as me, you’ve probably already heard me sneeze.

Spotted on Twitch:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Seen just now on Slack:

Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

We’ve got a shituation here.

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