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Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

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Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

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Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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Hey, sorry I can’t go out tonight. I already showered and got into bed, and now I’m busy rubbing my feet together like a little grasshopper.

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Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore, I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

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Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

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How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

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After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

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You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Making waves on Discord:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

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Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

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It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

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Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

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They monitor me harder than Britney Spears around here.

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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I hate math, but I love counting money.

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

Trending via Snapchat:

Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

Seen just now on Twitch:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Breaking via Discord:

God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.

Shared recently on Reddit:

By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

Making waves on TikTok:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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