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Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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Rise and grind your teeth gently while ruminating over every past mistake.

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

Making waves on X:

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Seen just now on TikTok:

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

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People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

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Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

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20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

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I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

Spotted on Threads:

Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Going viral on Pinterest:

My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

Seen just now on Threads:

Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

Just landed via Facebook:

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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