Funny cartwheel quotes

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

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The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

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I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

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The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.