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Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

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Just shared via Reddit:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

Trending via X:

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

Going viral on X:

You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

Spotted on YouTube:

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

Just shared via Reddit:

Does anyone else feel like their brain has a hundred tabs open at once?

Just shared via X:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Live now on Facebook:

Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Trending via WeChat:

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

Just landed via Telegram:

Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

Shared recently on Telegram:

“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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28 shares on Discord this month:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

74 shares on Messenger this month:

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

51 shares on Threads this month:

The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

36 shares on Twitch this month:

I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

60 shares on WeChat this month:

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

81 shares on YouTube this month:

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

35 shares on X this month:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Gonna eat birthday cake all day because it’s someone’s birthday out there, and we’re about to celebrate together, stranger.

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Glad I didn’t really waste any time studying international law, seeing as how it is fake and meaningless.

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Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

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Bought some coconut shampoo, but when I got home, I realised I didn’t have a coconut.

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I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

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No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

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Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

First responders? You mean reply guys?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Slack:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Spotted on Reddit:

When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

Going viral on TikTok:

Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

Trending via Pinterest:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

Just landed via Slack:

Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

Shared recently on Discord:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Live now on Threads:

I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

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