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I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

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A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

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I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

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I’m the Usain Bolt of running late.

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The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car.

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I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

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Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

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The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

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People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

Spotted on Reddit:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

Just shared via WeChat:

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

Making waves on Reddit:

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Going viral on TikTok:

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Going viral on Instagram:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

Just landed via WeChat:

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

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Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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Share →: Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

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"From classy to crunchy real quick! 👸🧀 Who needs fine linens when you've got Cheeto-crumb couture in your bed? Living that glamorous snacking life! 💁‍♀️🛏️ #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

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"Who said fitness couldn't be cheesy? 🧀💪 Crunching on those delicious Cheetos is definitely a cardio workout for your taste buds! 😄 #FitnessGoals"

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If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

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A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

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I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

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To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

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Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

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Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

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My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

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Freshly posted on Threads:

Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

Going viral on X:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

Seen just now on YouTube:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Breaking via WeChat:

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

Shared recently on YouTube:

Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Trending via Reddit:

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

Spotted on X:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

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