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Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

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Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

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Ghosting is disrespectful unless it’s me doing it.

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Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

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Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

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Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

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People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

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I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

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I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

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Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

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Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

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Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

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My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

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Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

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If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

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Kid, I have jeans older than you.

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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.

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Why be pretty when you can be pretty weird?

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Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

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I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

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They should invent a day where I feel normal.

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Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.

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My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

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For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

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