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Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

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Freshly posted on Threads:

One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

Live now on Threads:

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

Making waves on X:

You’ll never see Asian parents kissing, hugging, or in any form of romance, but boom, 5 children.

Live now on Discord:

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Trending via Reddit:

Been getting really into nothing.

Going viral on Slack:

Just shaved my whole body for Santa.

Trending via Telegram:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Just landed via Slack:

I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Some days I feel I’m on top of the world, and other days it feels like the world is on top of me.

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13 shares on Telegram this month:

Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

23 shares on Slack this month:

My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

99 shares on Reddit this month:

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

100 shares on Discord this month:

I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

33 shares on Discord this month:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

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Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

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Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

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I like that linguists chose the term ‘loan words,’ implying that one day we’ll get them back.

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If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

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Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

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I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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Who needs a period calendar when I know I’ll have it when I’m crying over nonsense things.

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Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

Spotted on Threads:

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

Just shared via Discord:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Spotted on YouTube:

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

Trending via YouTube:

According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Seen just now on Messenger:

If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

Making waves on Twitch:

Sorry I’m late. My catapult malfunctioned.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

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