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Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Another year? But the last one got such bad reviews.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

If I was polyamorous, I think Id date my girlfriend three times.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

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Feb 3, 2026

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Just shared via Threads:

Staring at your phone is a great way to miss a few years of your life.

Trending via Snapchat:

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

Just landed via YouTube:

You don’t scare me, I was married once.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

Going viral on Twitch:

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

Spotted on Twitch:

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

Going bananas on Threads:

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

Spotted on Twitch:

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Shared recently on Reddit:

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

28 shares on Slack this month:

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

34 shares on Facebook this month:

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

Source? It was revealed to me on my walk.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

77 shares on X this month:

Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

97 shares on Slack this month:

All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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Hot Jokes 💥

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McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

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Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

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We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

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I am cassette tape years old.

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I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

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I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

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I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Grok, put light in her eyes.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via X:

I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

Trending via Pinterest:

Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

Going viral on Telegram:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

Just shared via Instagram:

The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

Breaking via X:

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Live now on TikTok:

Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

Going viral on X:

What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

Shared recently on Telegram:

One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Just landed via YouTube:

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

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