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We have decided to sell the house. How long do you think it will take for our landlord to find out?

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

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Life is short, flirt with me!

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If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

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Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

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I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

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Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

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I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

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Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

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I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

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God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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42 shares on Twitch this month:

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

10 shares on Discord this month:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

82 shares on Discord this month:

I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

83 shares on Threads this month:

When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

16 shares on Threads this month:

I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

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I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

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I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

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The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

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Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

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If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

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Panties is such a weird word. Panties. I can’t say it sexy.

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It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

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I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

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Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

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My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

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People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

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I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.

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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

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