Funny cloud storage quotes

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.