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Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

My favorite color is money.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,478

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

Trending via Telegram:

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Seen just now on X:

Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years.

Spotted on Discord:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Going viral on Instagram:

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

Just landed via X:

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

Making waves on Messenger:

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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Social Media Stars ⭐

80 shares on TikTok this month:

If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

66 shares on Pinterest this month:

The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

39 shares on Threads this month:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

50 shares on WeChat this month:

God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.”

69 shares on Telegram this month:

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

72 shares on Slack this month:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

41 shares on Threads this month:

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

After 30, an all-nighter is not getting up to pee.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

8 folks are currently checking 👀

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

At a job interview: think of me as the rightful heir to the throne.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,414

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

Just shared via Reddit:

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

Just shared via Messenger:

Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

Going viral on WeChat:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Spotted on X:

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

Making waves on Threads:

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

Just shared via Telegram:

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

Spotted on YouTube:

Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Spreading quickly via X:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

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