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2 months ago
Share →: When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

Commentary:
Looks like coffee is the ultimate life hack! ☕️🤔 Without it, you're basically asking, "How do I function without my trusty liquid motivation?" 😂🌀 Seems like some problems just can't be caffeinated away! 🚫☕️ #WakeUpCall
2 months ago
Share →: A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

Commentary:
"Sure thing! Would you like a side of skyscrapers with that as well? ☕🏙️😄"
3 months ago
Share →: Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

Commentary:
"Rock bottom must be tired of seeing me, they should start a loyalty program 😆🥪☕️ #frequentvisitor"
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

Commentary:
"Who needs caffeine when you've got misanthropy for that extra kick! ☕️🤨 Fuel your day with a good ol' dose of bitterness and sarcasm. Just don't forget to sprinkle in some humor along the way! 😏 #MisanthropyPower"
3 months ago
Share →: I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Commentary:
"Who needs steamy when you can have anxiety-inducing? 😂☕️ It's all about finding that perfect balance…of caffeine and chaos! 💁‍♀️ #CoffeeLoversAnonymous"
3 months ago
Share →: I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Commentary:
"Who needs a pet when you can have a coffee cup companion on your morning commute? ☕🚗 Give it a try and watch the waves come pouring in! Just remember to drive safely and avoid any suspicious looks from passing drivers. 😄"
3 months ago
Share →: Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Commentary:
Well, that's one way to caffeinate both your coffee and your love life simultaneously! ☕📱 Who knew smooth talk could come with a side of caffeine rush? 😄
3 months ago
Share →: Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Commentary:
☕️☀️ "Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning. ☕️🌞 Looks like your ulcer might need a vacation with all that boldness in your cup! 🏝️😄"
3 months ago
Share →: They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Commentary:
"Water: the ultimate life force! 💧✨ Can't survive without it… Especially when you're in desperate need of that morning ☕️ fix! Who knew H2O had such power? 💦😄"
3 months ago
Share →: Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Commentary:
“Ah, coffee, the liquid motivation that turns ‘I can’t’ into ‘I can’t even without you.’ Here’s to conquering today, one sip at a time!”