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Funny coffee quotes are a delightful way to celebrate our love for that perfect cup of java! β˜•πŸ˜‚ From the humorous side of caffeine addiction to witty observations about our daily brew, these quotes capture the essence of coffee culture with a smile. Sip and enjoy the laughs! πŸ˜„

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

3 months ago

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

3 months ago

I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

3 months ago

I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

3 months ago

My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

3 months ago

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

3 months ago

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

3 months ago

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

3 months ago

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

3 months ago

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

3 months ago

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, β€œI drink it.”

3 months ago

I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

3 months ago

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

3 months ago

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

3 months ago

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

3 months ago

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

3 months ago

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

3 months ago

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

3 months ago

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

3 months ago

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

3 months ago