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92 Funny coffee quotes

Funny coffee quotes are a delightful way to celebrate our love for that perfect cup of java! ☕😂 From the humorous side of caffeine addiction to witty observations about our daily brew, these quotes capture the essence of coffee culture with a smile. Sip and enjoy the laughs! 😄

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025