Funny Coffee Quotes That Will Have You Laughing Before Your First Sip! ☕😂

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Sep 30, 2023Sep 30, 2023

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Sep 29, 2023Sep 29, 2023

The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

Sep 25, 2023Sep 25, 2023

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

Sep 22, 2023May 6, 2024

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023