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Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

I’m at that point in my life where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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Broadcasted on Messenger:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

Breaking via Messenger:

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

Making waves on Discord:

Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

Making waves on Slack:

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

Making waves on TikTok:

All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

Breaking via Pinterest:

“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

Just shared via Snapchat:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Making waves on Messenger:

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Spotted on Pinterest:

There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

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Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Slack:

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Reported on Discord:

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

Just landed via Messenger:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

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