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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

Going viral on Twitch:

The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Breaking via TikTok:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

Trending via Slack:

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Trending via Messenger:

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Going viral on Pinterest:

The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

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Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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Seen just now on Reddit:

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

Just landed via Instagram:

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Just shared via Messenger:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

Trending via TikTok:

All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

Reported on Threads:

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Trending via Telegram:

Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

Trending via Messenger:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Making waves on Slack:

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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