Funny credit card debt quotes

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Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

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Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

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The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

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Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

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I’m tired of things costing money.

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This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

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My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.