Funny Crocs quotes

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Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

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Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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Be the nonsense you wish to see in the world.

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I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.