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Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

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If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

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Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

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Single, not sure how to mingle.

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Lately life has been all panic no disco.

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

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Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

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Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

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“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

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You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

Going bananas on Discord:

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

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Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

65 shares on Discord this month:

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

83 shares on Twitch this month:

I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

33 shares on Threads this month:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

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I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

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There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

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You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

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UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

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My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

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Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

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Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

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Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

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Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

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You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

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Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

Going viral on Instagram:

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

Just landed via Threads:

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

Going viral on Discord:

Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

Trending via Messenger:

My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.

Making waves on Instagram:

“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

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