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Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

I am thick and tired.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,874

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WeChat:

Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Just shared via YouTube:

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

Live now on TikTok:

“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

Seen just now on Reddit:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

Shared recently on Threads:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Trending via X:

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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56 shares on Messenger this month:

They’re making me get out of bed.

87 shares on Reddit this month:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

89 shares on Threads this month:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone.

51 shares on X this month:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

76 shares on YouTube this month:

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

33 shares on Discord this month:

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine sex with me. No, not like that, you’re doing it all wrong!

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,815

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

All quiet on the frontal lobe.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Reddit:

The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

Just landed via Slack:

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

Going viral on WeChat:

Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

Going viral on Threads:

My favorite part of football is when they feed the players water like they’re hamsters.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

Shared recently on Slack:

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

Trending via X:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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