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Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Dec 31, 2025

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I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

Trending via WeChat:

Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

Breaking via Reddit:

My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

Just shared via Instagram:

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

Trending via Slack:

Forgot my glasses, so I’m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Was already at my breaking point, and then had to use the authenticator app.

Going viral on Messenger:

When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.

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45 shares on Discord this month:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

92 shares on WeChat this month:

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

85 shares on Twitch this month:

Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

36 shares on Threads this month:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“I” before “E,” except when your foreign neighbor Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from weird, feisty, caffeinated weightlifters.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

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Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

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How dare you say I’m crazy on the eve of my cat’s wedding?

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Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

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Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.

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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

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Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Source? It was revealed to me on a walk.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

I could low-key really use a wish right now.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

Someone from 🇹🇲 has bookmarked:

Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

Shared recently on TikTok:

Is Mercury in reggaeton?

Just shared via TikTok:

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Going viral on Telegram:

No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

Spotted on Instagram:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

Seen just now on TikTok:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

Making waves on WeChat:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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