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There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

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Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again.