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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

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Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

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Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

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You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

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Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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Funny divisible quotes

Funny divisible quotes add a splash of math magic and laughter to your day! 🧮😂 Whether you’re a numbers nerd or just love clever wordplay, these witty gems make division feel anything but boring. Ready to split your sides with puns and playful math humor? Get set for a countdown of smiles and chuckles that prove math can be seriously funny! 🎉➗😄

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

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Just shared via Facebook:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

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God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

Live now on TikTok:

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

Live now on Discord:

Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

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Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

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Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

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