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Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

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Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

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Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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I don’t remember if I was 43 or 44 before my birthday, so now I don’t know if I’m 44 or 45. That’s your 40’s.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

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I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

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Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

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I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

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There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

85 shares on X this month:

I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

39 shares on Discord this month:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

57 shares on Reddit this month:

I miss you (the money I spent).

75 shares on Discord this month:

There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

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I really can’t wait until it all works out.

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In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

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If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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I’d make room in my pillow fort for you.

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Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

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I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

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I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

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I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

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Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

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Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

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You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

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Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

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I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

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As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

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My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

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If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

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If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

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