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Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

Life is just resetting your password until you die.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

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Going viral on Threads:

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Live now on YouTube:

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

Going viral on Facebook:

“My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.

Reported on Discord:

I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

Just shared via Threads:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Making waves on WeChat:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Shared recently on Facebook:

You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Just landed via Reddit:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Going viral on TikTok:

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

Just landed via Messenger:

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Just landed via Facebook:

I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Making waves on Reddit:

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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