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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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My dream car is a taco truck.

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Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

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No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Just landed via Instagram:

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

Reported on WeChat:

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Just landed via X:

I took the first step towards cleaning out my closet today. I went in there and looked it over good.

Breaking via Twitch:

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

Going viral on X:

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

Breaking via TikTok:

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Making waves on Slack:

I need to consult the woods about this.

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You used to calm me on my cell phone!

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I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

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I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

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When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

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This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

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The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

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Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

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Seen just now on Messenger:

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

Just landed via WeChat:

To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

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I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Reported on Instagram:

“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

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If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

Live now on Pinterest:

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

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