Funny drug mule quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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  "Who needs a drug mule when you can have a majestic drug unicorn prancing through the underground world like a sparkly harbinger of illegal substances? 🌈🦄 Just imagine the glittery trail it leaves behind as it delivers its magical payloads. Move over, mules, it's all about the fabulous unicorns now!"

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