Funny du quotes

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If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

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Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

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When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

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Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

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Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.