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Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

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β€œIt’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Just landed via Instagram:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

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Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

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My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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Most people prefer lies. The truth just hits them like a WiFi outage, and then they just stand there, confused and buffering.

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My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

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And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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They should invent a rest for the wicked.

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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At first I’m shy, then I’m a podcast.

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Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

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Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

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Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

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Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

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Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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Whoever named the grapefruit when there was already a fruit named grape. Incompetent legend. I wish we could hang out.

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That moment when you realize β€œyeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

Just landed via Instagram:

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

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I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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