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Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Unfortunately, I could never be nonchalant because I am not well in the head, and also my soul is on fire.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

They should invent a political party that doesn’t suck.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,489

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

Spotted on Facebook:

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

Shared recently on Discord:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Just landed via Facebook:

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

Just shared via Discord:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Live now on Threads:

Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

Making waves on Threads:

Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

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35 shares on Pinterest this month:

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

27 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

35 shares on YouTube this month:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

“God has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,507

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has bookmarked:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via WeChat:

Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

Just shared via Telegram:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Seen just now on Twitch:

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

Trending via Threads:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

Breaking via YouTube:

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Trending via Discord:

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

Making waves on Reddit:

Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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