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They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

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My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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I love my bed so much, what a place.

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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I do believe in aliens, but do they also believe in me?

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You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.

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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

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I cannot imagine being in high school right now. Imagine the world is eating itself alive and you’re in school.

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

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When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

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Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

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Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

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My brain is 80% song lyrics.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

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People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

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You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

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With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

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If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

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Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

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