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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

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Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

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Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

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My nickname in high school was “who?”

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Can’t, holding a grudge.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

37 shares on Threads this month:

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

90 shares on Threads this month:

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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I want my name to come up when you go to confession.

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I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

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How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

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I’m so old, I used to cry as a child because I fell off my skateboard or bike, not because I didn’t have wifi.

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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What no one tells you about having kids is that within a few years you’re in possession of a lot of teeth that you have no idea what to do with.

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One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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Life is weird and then you die.

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At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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You know you’re getting old when the radio stations and bars play music you don’t like, but the supermarket is throwing out banger after banger.

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There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

All funny egérmozi quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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