Funny emotionally distant quotes

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Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

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The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

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Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

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Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

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Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.