Funny england quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't that a spicy twist on immunization terminology! 🌶️🇬🇧 Sounds like a shot of flavor to complement your tea and crumpets. Who knew staying healthy could also add some zest to your vocabulary! 🫣🍵

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing… 'Peter Pedestrian'! 🚶‍♂️🇬🇧 Watch as our hero tackles the daily challenge of walking through picturesque cobblestone streets and dodging mischievous sheep instead of swinging through skyscrapers. Villains, beware – this friendly neighborhood walker is always one step ahead… quite literally!"

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