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Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

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For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

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Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.

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You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Spotted on YouTube:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Seen just now on Telegram:

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

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I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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Funny England quotes bring a cheeky twist to the quirks of British life 🇬🇧😂 From tea obsessions to rainy day vibes ☔️🍵, these witty sayings capture the perfect blend of charm and sarcasm. Whether you’re a Brit or just love all things England, get ready to laugh out loud and celebrate the humor behind the Union Jack! 🎉🤣 #BritishHumor #LOL

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Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

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Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

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So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

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I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

Just shared via X:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Breaking via Twitch:

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.

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How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

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