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Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

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Seen just now on Messenger:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Spotted on Facebook:

Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Just landed via WeChat:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

Just shared via Threads:

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Live now on Snapchat:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Spotted on Telegram:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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Share →: You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Discord:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Just landed via Discord:

Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

Breaking via X:

Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Trending via TikTok:

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

Making waves on X:

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

Trending via Messenger:

My plans for today? Same as always: drink coffee and be sexy.

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