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I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

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People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

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I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

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With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Spotted on WeChat:

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

Live now on Snapchat:

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

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First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

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I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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You’re so vain. You probably think me being in this tree outside your house is about you.

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I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

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Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

Trending via YouTube:

Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

Going viral on Facebook:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

Live now on YouTube:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Trending via Reddit:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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