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Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

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You never forget your first kiss. Or your first meeting with HR.

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Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

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Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

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I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Trending via WeChat:

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

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Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

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Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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Share →: My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

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I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

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We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

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I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

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Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

Going viral on Facebook:

Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Making waves on WeChat:

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

Trending via X:

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

Making waves on Reddit:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Seen just now on Discord:

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

Just landed via WeChat:

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Trending via LinkedIn:

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

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