Commentary:
"When's the fast-forward button coming out? Asking for my bank account! 💸⏩😂"
144 Funny finance quotes
I’m so broke, I owe myself money.
Commentary:
"When even my piggy bank sends me 'IOU' notes 🐷💸😂"
…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.
Commentary:
"Another week gone and I still haven't found a dollar under my couch cushions 😅💸 #KeepDreaming"
I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.
Commentary:
"Your tax return called; it wants a divorce! 😂💼💔"
Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?
Commentary:
"Forget the Dark Web, can we get a Debt Disappearing Web? 🕸️💸😂"
I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.
Commentary:
"Who needs a budget planner when you can just wing it like a pro 😅💸 #FinancialAcrobat"
I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.
Commentary:
"At this rate, my retirement plan will be a meme museum! 😂😂 #MemesOverMoney 💸👉📱"
Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.
Commentary:
"When I open my wallet, my bank account screams 'we need a refund!' 😂💸 #ReimburseTheSpender"
I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.
Commentary:
"Budget? Is that a new type of dessert? 🍰💸😂"
The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.
Commentary:
"Lions: King of the jungle, not king of the monthly statements. 🦁💳😅"