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I'd be richer than the Monopoly man and possibly a bit more sober! 🍾💸😆
144 Funny finance quotes
Anyone know how to grow a money tree?
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I'm still trying to grow one, but all I got was a plant that demands expensive coffee. 🌱☕💸
Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto.
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When you hit all the wrong career checkpoints but still show up for the 9-to-5 grind 😂💼🤷♂️ #Relatable
There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.
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Looks like the real wolves were just good actors in suits! 🐺💼😂
That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.
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When you've finally found the perfect spot for that one surviving dollar! 💸👖🤣
Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.
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When the credit card company sees me at the checkout line, they should start playing the Rocky theme song! 🥦💳🥊
I have more trips planned than I have money.
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Planning trips like a millionaire, budgeting like a college student! 💸✈️😅
A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.
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Swipe, shop, and hope my bank account doesn't file for a restraining order! 💳🛍️🤣
I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.
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When good times turn into "surprise, you're broke!" 😅💸
My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.
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Every time I open my wallet, I get a surprise tear-jerking performance worthy of an Oscar! 🧅💸😂