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Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

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Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

Just shared via WeChat:

They should invent a day where I feel normal.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

Seen just now on Facebook:

“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

Spotted on Discord:

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

Broadcasted on Slack:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Trending via YouTube:

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

Live now on Pinterest:

At a job interview: think of me as the rightful heir to the throne.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s so embarrassing when attention seekers feel the need to tell everybody it’s their birthday in, like, every conversation, which, for me, would be today, by the way.

87 shares on Discord this month:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

24 shares on WeChat this month:

I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.

41 shares on Threads this month:

I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

97 shares on Slack this month:

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

56 shares on WeChat this month:

The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

30 shares on X this month:

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

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The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

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I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

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I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

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Intelligence is now free, and the golden age of the nerd is over.

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The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

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It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

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When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

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“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

Making waves on Instagram:

Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.

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Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

Just shared via X:

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Just shared via Facebook:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Just landed via Messenger:

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

Just shared via Twitch:

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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