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I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

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You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

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Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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Being an adult is mumbling ‘this is stupid’ as you reluctantly slide out of bed.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

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Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

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My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

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Sometimes I need a break from myself but it’s like, ugh, everywhere I go there I am.

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Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

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My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

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My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

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If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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