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You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

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Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

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You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

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You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

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Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

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If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

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I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

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What career is most compatible with the unemployed lifestyle?

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

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January is the Monday of the year.

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Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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Share →: “You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

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"Ah, the art of flattery intertwined with undeniable demand 🌹💋 Who knew a compliment could lead to such bold requests? The power of a good scent truly knows no bounds! 🤣 #ScentSational"
6 months ago
Share →: Blink if you want me!

Commentary:
"Either my charm is blinding or you just have something in your eye 😉😎 #WinkIfYoureInterested"

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Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

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Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

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Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

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A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

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As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

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It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

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