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Tell your dog I said woof woof.

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I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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Alexa, mute my children.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Making waves on Threads:

How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

Just shared via X:

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

Trending via Reddit:

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.

Reported on YouTube:

The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

Seen just now on Discord:

My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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Funny folly quotes are the perfect way to embrace life’s silly slip-ups and laugh at our own blunders! 😂✨ Whether you’ve tripped over your words or taken a wild detour, these witty gems turn mistakes into moments of joy. Ready to giggle at human quirks and celebrate the art of playful folly? Let’s dive into a world where goofs become golden memories! 🎉🤪 #OopsButMakeItFunny

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Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

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Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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The first five days after the weekend are the worst.

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I would rather lose you than the argument.

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I want the dreams to chase me for once.

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When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

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Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

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Trending via Snapchat:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Live now on WhatsApp:

That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

Going viral on Snapchat:

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

Just landed via Reddit:

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

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